Whole French Populace Moved To Tears By Cartoon Of Robotic Holding Flower

PARIS—Clutching their chests in surprise on the newly unveiled work by an nameless avenue artist, all 68 million members of the French populace had been reportedly delivered to tears Friday by a cartoon of a robotic holding a flower. “Know-how has made us into zombies, and but here’s a robotic exhibiting us the reality,” mentioned 43-year-old Clémence Lefèvre, echoing the sentiment of the whole French populace, whose economic system floor to a halt as tens of millions of law enforcement officials, nannies, mimes, pastry cooks, monks, and rebellious beatniks alike abruptly stopped their affairs to march down the Champs-Élysées and lift their voices as one to thank the robotic. “This work is, how do you say…transcendent. It expresses an emotion past love and despair, for it’s a reflection of affection and despair itself. It’s subversive just like the artwork of Marcel Duchamp, and but common, chatting with all that suffer from ennui and an dependancy to their cellphone. That is higher than any work in that bourgeois temple of uninspired slop, the Louvre. Mon Dieu, what have we performed to Mom Earth?” At press time, an aged farmer in a horse-drawn wagon was reported to have rolled as much as the cartoon, wordlessly positioned his hand on the robotic’s coronary heart, and collapsed right into a peaceable demise.