Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau’s rumored romance has taken the web by storm. The Onion sat down with the superstar couple to debate their fledgling relationship.
The Onion : So how did you two meet?
Perry: Lauren Sánchez paired us off as a part of Jeff Bezos’ plan to breed the next race of people.
The Onion : Is navigating a world relationship tough?
Trudeau: No, we normally simply meet on an unaffiliated barge off the coast of Maine.
The Onion : What do you discuss?
Trudeau: Principally ourselves.
The Onion : Are you apprehensive all this media consideration will disrupt your work?
Trudeau: Neither certainly one of us has lifted a finger in years.
The Onion : Katy, what do you see in Justin?
Perry: A path to controlling the Arctic Circle.
The Onion : Favourite monumental Neolithic excavation in Higher Mesopotamia?
Perry and Trudeau: Göbekli Tepe!
The Onion : Do you assume you’ll get married?
Perry: I hope so! I might love to satisfy that particular somebody at some point.
The Onion : What do your youngsters consider your relationship?
Trudeau: That’s a query for the nannies.
