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1
FROWNIN’ AT NIGHT
THE WEEKEND
2
EMBERS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
TAYLOR SWIFT
3
PORK ME WITH YOUR CHODE
SABRINA CARPENTER
4
RATTLING CHAINS AND SCREANS
(9-HOUR VERSION)
HALLOWEEN SOUNDS
5
SUSHI IS TOO EXPENSIVE
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
6
I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON
VIDEO GAMES
BEYONCÉ
7
DARK RISE OF THE ASTRAL
DREADNOUGHTS PART IV
ZACH BRYAN
8
YOU CAN’T PUT ME IN A BOX
(UNLESS IT’S A SEX BOX)
SABRINA CARPENTER
9
HHHHHHHHHHHHNGH
BOB DYLAN
10
SECOND CONTRACTUALLY
OBLIGATED DUET
LADY GAGA, BRUNO MARS
11
CLODGE (NEW SLUR)
MORGAN WALLEN
12
FINGERED IN CALABASAS
DOJA CAT
13
THERE’S A NEW FLAVOR OF CELSIUS
I REALLY WANT TO TRY
JUSTIN BIEBER
14
MOMS AND AUNTS
(THEY’RE BOTH SWELL)
BENSON BOONE
15
DRACULA IN MY PICKUP TRUCK
LUKE COMBS
16
TRENDING AUDIO
LOLA YOUNG
17
I JUST NEED 30 SECONDS
(FOR IT TO COUNT AS A STREAM)
JESSIE MURPH
18
SHORTS IN THE WINTER
JELLY ROLL
19
FOOK
OASIS
20
BIG ALIVE HAMBURGER
(CHASIN’ ME AROUND)
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
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