Okay, a number of issues…
First off, this was my drawing I posted on my artwork substack this week the place I wrote about how all of us want to begin utilizing the phrase “unfuckwithable” extra so it will probably find yourself within the dictionary, however I’m sharing it right here too in case you haven’t but signed as much as get these weird-ass emails from me:
Secondly, this weekend I used to be hit with very dangerous psychological well being stuff and so I posted on threads that I wanted somebody to inform me to get away from bed after which I curled again as much as bed-rot however once I opened it up once more it was crammed with so many individuals sending encouraging phrases or cat photos, or pretty issues like this sudden little bit of fried gold from my good friend, Matthew:
And so I did. I drove over to the park close to my home, however I needed to cease in the midst of the highway and get out in visitors as a result of there was an oblivious duck standing on the street and so I waddled behind him attempting to shoo him to the park although somebody honked at me (impolite). However then once I obtained to the (usually very quiet) park I couldn’t hear myself assume as a result of there have been fucking lots of of these feathered idiots quacking their little asses off.
That is the place I’d put a video however I can’t determine how one can embed one right here so as a substitute simply click on to the second slide on this instagram.
If it really works, you may hear me (barely) attempting (and failing) to recollect what you name a large passel of geese however I appeared it up and apparently it’s “a waddling” which completely figures. After which I walked nearer and THEY FLEW OFF and I used to be like, “THESE FUCKERS CAN FLY? WHY WAS I WALKING THEM ACROSS THE STREET?” and doubtless that’s what that man on the street was saying when he was honking. I’d prefer to assume I used to be escorting the one duck with a bum wing, though I believe the waddling was all most likely taking turns pretending to be unable to cross the highway alone as a enjoyable little prank to as many individuals run over as potential.
However the level is that it was actually good that I obtained up as a result of I’ve by no means seen so many geese in a single place and can most likely at all times bear in mind it. I needed to put in writing about this final evening however I used to be nonetheless deep within the despair exhaustion and so forgive the pause, please. And I’m penning this down now to remind myself to get away from bed, since you by no means know when some geese will attempt to homicide you.
Third…shit…I don’t bear in mind what the third factor was. Clearly my thoughts is getting higher immediately however not that a lot better.
I apologize. Extra in terms of me. In all probability seconds after I hit publish right here.
