Hailey and their sweetheart got here residence with a bit spooky season shock for me.
A small metallic pal on the door.
“Knock knock, motherfucker.”
She has a bit photo voltaic panel on her neck, so at evening her eyes glow from inside her little chickeny ghost shroud. I haven’t give you an excellent title for her but however I’m leaning towards “Myrtle Poultry-geist” and on Halloween evening I could sit out on my porch along with her and hand out deviled eggs. Victor was like, “You may’t give children deviled eggs” and I used to be like, “Clearly I’ll supply them a sandwich bag first to allow them to carry it in the event that they don’t need to eat it instantly. I’m not going to only hand moist eggs to young children. That might be loopy.” And naturally, I’ll additionally supply sweet however I ponder if I can get sweet eggs and conceal them in Myrtle Poultry-geists butt after which pull them out like magic. After which I can ask the children in the event that they know an excellent eggs-orcist. Omg, this Halloween is writing itself.
PS. Individuals all the time ask if I nonetheless have Beyonce the Big Metallic Rooster…and sure, after all I do. You don’t simply throw away household. She’s now 14 years older and I can see her from my desk as I kind. Additionally, a number of individuals have reached out to ask if Seth Rogan was giving me a shout-out not too long ago when he mentioned “Knock knock, motherfucker!” within the The Studio, and I actually doubt it however wouldn’t that be unbelievable?
These chickens will lower you.
