The Onion’s ebook critics spherical up the celeb memoirs they’re most trying ahead to skimming this yr.
Discover the checklist intimately
Why Didn’t Extra Of You Philistines Go See ‘Larry Crowne’?
By Tom Hanks
The well-known actor spends the overwhelming majority of his memoir berating individuals for not paying extra consideration to his 2011 romantic comedy.
Nothing About The Intercourse Tape
By Kelsey Grammer
Actually, don’t even trouble, as a result of this doesn’t point out the intercourse tape or his divorces in any respect and simply goes on and on concerning the nature of residing an clever life and boring shit like that.
This Planet’s Not Massive Sufficient For The Two Of Us
By Greta Thunberg
The Swedish local weather activist unleashes her acid pen on a beforehand personal topic—her years-long, acrimonious beef with Malala Yousafzai.
I Was Shitting My Pants The Entire Time
By Dwight D. Eisenhower
On this not too long ago uncovered manuscript, the supreme commander of the Allied Forces offers a private, minute-by-minute account of D-Day.
Dwayne Johnson Motion pictures, Dwayne Johnson Age, Dwayne Johnson Ethnicity
By Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
The wrestler and film star digs deep and shares tales of his upbringing assured to generate prime resonance scores with key spending demographics.
If I Had been Alive
By O.J. Simpson
Following his 2024 loss of life, groundbreaking AI mind-copy expertise was used to recreate Simpson’s consciousness and write this memoir of his afterlife.
Sounds Of The Marsh: Mastering The Artwork Of Duck Calling
By Charli XCX
The star discusses her sudden pivot away from the music trade and into the world of aggressive waterfowl calling.
One Extra Slur For The Street
By Mel Gibson
The actor, producer, and director leaves no slur left unsaid on this definitive portrait of a life laden with offensive epithets.
Regrets From A Life Spent Freezing My Ass Off With A Bunch Of Filthy Animals
By David Attenborough
The British naturalist exhaustively lists all of the fulfilling and comfy methods he might have spent his life as an alternative of tediously documenting foul-smelling wildlife.
The Our bodies We Go away Behind: The Tears Of Novocherkassk
By Jake Paul
This long-awaited memoir focuses on Paul’s work as a number one scholar on the Cossack extermination and the way its notion in trendy academia has formed his life.