Jesus Fixes The ‘South Park’ Canon With A Christmas Miracle

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In tonight’s South Park Season 27/28 finale, “The Crap Out,” Jesus Christ repented for his hard-right heel-turn by correcting Randy Marsh’s seven-year-old mistake.

The 2025 South Park Christmas episode simply tied up what may be a report variety of unfastened ends. The Trump/Devil saga is now full, the antichrist anticipation has dissipated and Christ has been born once more as a non-douche. After P.C. (Energy Christian) Principal actually beat Christian conservatism into the son of God within the episode “Twisted Christian,” South Park followers apprehensive that Jesus’ storyline was changing into too miserable – however that was earlier than they opened up his Christmas current.

Tonight, greater than seven years after Randy moved the Marsh household out of their long-time house to begin Tegridy Farms, Stan lastly acquired his previous home again, and it’s all because of Jesus and his new, battered squeeze.

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In tonight’s South Park season finale, after right-wing Jesus refused to entertain Stan’s pleas for a Christmas miracle, Stan sided with Devil and the newly summoned (and eventually totally canon) Woodland Critters towards Jesus, Trump, J.D. Vance and Peter Thiel. Within the climactic scene of the episode, shortly earlier than we realized in regards to the destiny of Devil and Trump’s butt child, Stan delivered one in all his basic moralizing monologues that swayed Jesus away from the sleeveless tees and callous brutality of conservative Christianity.

In return, Jesus determined to stroll again his denial of Stan’s prayers, and he returned the Marsh household house to its unique glory, even right down to the “Avenue Warrior” poster hanging in Stan’s room.

Again within the August episode “Sickofancy,” Trey Parker and Matt Stone lastly put the long-running Tegridy Farms arc to relaxation as Randy tried a ketamine-fueled Hail Mary for his weed enterprise that ended with him dooming Towelie to a stage of “waterboarding” that the White Home had by no means earlier than seen. Since then, the Marshs have been staying on the retirement house with Stan’s grandpa, and poor Billy spent the previous few seasons at his absolute wit’s finish over the residing situations.

However, now, because of the messiah, the Marshs can return to the place they rightfully belong, not less than in the intervening time. Who is aware of what the Colorado state authorities will legalize subsequent.


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