My buddy Xan despatched me some large easter bunny for Bone Crawford and I really like them however…
Bone Crawford isn’t any extra. Or, really she nonetheless exists however I needed to take her down as a result of we’re promoting this home and shifting to a smaller one in the identical neighborhood as a result of this home feels too large and empty now that Hailey has moved away to varsity. Sadly, Bone Crawford is certainly one of MANY issues that I now have to search out new properties for as a result of a lot stuff doesn’t match. I gave away a truckload of stuff and I’m going to place some stuff on eBay to assist fund Hailey’s faculty however I’ve a surprising quantity of bizarre shit that’s too large to ship anyplace and my neighborhood doesn’t enable storage gross sales. Ideally I’d discover a San Antonio collector with numerous house and bizarre tastes however I’m not tremendous hopeful as a result of listed here are only a few of the various, many issues I have to promote:
The (working) head of a Center-earth tree Ent.
Hand-painted 3-foot-tall faces of George and Martha Washington.
A whole footlocker crammed with classic mother-of-pearl buttons from a button manufacturing facility, however they’re filthy and all should be cleaned as a result of the manufacturing facility was deserted for many years.
A really outdated plastic horse that I purchased for Nowhere nevertheless it didn’t match.
Bertram, the large bear head.
An outdated english pram. Taxidermied head included, if wanted.
An artwork door that I assumed I might use as an actual door nevertheless it didn’t match anyplace.
A Victorian curler cranking organ with 10 extremely haunted sounding songs on cobs.
Marie Antoinette parade statue from the 50s on prime of a show crammed with a dozen tiny picket homes I constructed.
Actually dozens of bizarre prints on outdated e book pages.
A wearable costume made out of broken copies of my books.
A TARDIS bookcase that’s too small so that you can get into except you’re a child.
A creaky victorian fold-up ladder that can completely not maintain your weight even if you’re mentioned child.
Additionally, a surprising quantity of taxidermied animals in garments, quite a lot of haunted dolls (together with one which strikes), a communion tray of glasses in case you wish to do lots of photographs with Jesus, an precise robotic on wheels I bough throughout covid so that individuals might go to the shop just about however we ended up not utilizing as a result of the workforce thought it was too creepy, a steel hen mixer the place the drink pours out of the beak prefer it’s throwing up your cocktail, a handbag made out of an alligator foot, and a partridge in a pear tree.
PS. The large easter bunny ears weren’t wasted, as Sir Terry Scratchett is now fortunately sporting them at Nowhere:
