Hockey Gamers Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Intercourse 

TORONTO—Accusing the HBO drama of egregiously misrepresenting their experiences off the ice, the Nationwide Hockey League Gamers’ Affiliation blasted Heated Rivalry Friday for what it described as extremely unrealistic depictions of anal intercourse between gamers. “The present’s portrayals of hockey gamers having intercourse with one another are wildly misinformed, and we’re disillusioned by the producers’ utter failure to precisely characterize what we do to one another behind locker room doorways each day,” learn a press release cosigned by every of the NHLPA’s greater than 750 lively gamers, including that the collection’ glitzy, overwrought lovemaking scenes miss the mark on even essentially the most primary particulars relating to the day-in, day-out sexual encounters that outline their lives between video games. “Sure, it’s true that we as skilled hockey gamers spend the vast majority of our free time cramming our cocks into one another’s scorching, hungry assholes—the present will get that proper. However past that, each occasion of anal intercourse you see on display screen is pure fiction. It’s clear they didn’t trouble consulting any precise hockey gamers, because the butt-fucking on the present couldn’t be farther from what actually happens.” The assertion went on to say that whereas the present’s anal intercourse scenes are “ludicrous,” its depictions of oral intercourse between hockey gamers are just about spot-on.