Having a human physique is bullshit – The Bloggess

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So I’ve written earlier than about the truth that I’ve vasovagal syncope (though I’m undecided I’ve ever used the technical time period for it) nevertheless it’s principally the place I go out if my anxiousness will get too dangerous. It solely occurs a couple of tines a yr and it even occurs once I’m not conscious that I’m having anxiousness…like if I see needles or blood at a medical doctors workplace, despite the truth that I’m not afraid of needles or blood in any respect (wtf, mind?).

Yesterday we took Hailey and their accomplice out for barbecue and I began to really feel the panicky warning indicators of belly ache and dizziness and sweating and so I took a xanax and laid my head down on the desk to attempt to cease all of it and Victor was like, “Your hair is within the beans. Your hair is within the beans” however I used to be too dizzy to reply after which I felt even worse and so I used to be like, “I NEED TO LEAVE IMMEDIATELY” as a result of I knew I used to be about to go out and didn’t wish to do it in a crowded brisket joint and so I jumped up and bolted to the door in order that I might go out contained in the automotive, however I apparently misjudged how shortly it was approaching as a result of I heard Victor behind me going, “WHAT IS HAPPENING” after which the following minute I used to be waking up on the asphalt, totally blocking the one door of the barbecue place. Apparently making an attempt to outrun unconsciousness had not labored (this appears logical on reflection however panicky Jenny is an fool) and so as an alternative I busted by means of the door just like the Kool-Help man, handed out whereas working and flew out onto the asphalt the place I blocked the door from everybody getting into and exiting, and beginning making moaning noises (“Like a Frankenstein” apparently) in entrance of the world. Additionally, my skirt was apparently as much as my bellybutton and I used to be shaking like I used to be having a seizure as a result of I assume I can’t even do fainting proper. I awakened with gravel in my knees and beans in my hair and a really good woman who labored there put a bag of chilly water on me as a result of I used to be sweating like I’d simply come out of a lake and so it seemed like I’d received an invisible goldfish on the truthful.

Then I apologized one million instances as a result of I used to be mortified and fell asleep for five hours and as we speak I’m weak as a dishrag. So my query is…does anybody else get this? Is it simply me?


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