Ballot Finds Most Fascinating High quality In   Romantic Companion Is Being Jacked Centaur

WEST LONG BRANCH, NJ—With the attribute far outpacing traits akin to humor, kindness, or wealth, a ballot launched Monday by Monmouth College discovered that probably the most fascinating high quality in a romantic accomplice was being a jacked centaur. “Amongst our pattern of over 40,000 respondents, by far probably the most coveted trait in a possible important different was being a half horse, half man with a completely shredded physique,” mentioned Professor Ryan McDonald, who oversaw the survey by which people who had the torso of a muscular human male and the decrease half of a robust wild stallion have been rated roughly 200 instances extra engaging than those that exhibited solely a type of options in isolation. “Whereas a number of members in our ballot cited a desire for mysterious humanoid lizard individuals who harbor a secret, or a kraken-like monster with titillating tentacles, nothing got here near being a centaur with a six-pack and a shiny chestnut coat. Nearly all of these surveyed mentioned they wished to listen to the vigorous gallop of the centaur sprinting by means of the woods and watch with bated breath because the legendary creature reared up on his hind legs, effortlessly tossed their delicate kind onto his horse again, and bolted off into the space.” McDonald added that, counterintuitively, the least fascinating high quality in a accomplice was having the pinnacle of a horse on an everyday man’s physique.