Amazon Teases Subsequent James Bond Will Face Off Towards Menace Of Collective Bargaining

LOS ANGELES—Teasing a number of juicy particulars on the heels of their current $1 billion buy of the franchise, Amazon officers introduced Friday that the following James Bond movie would function the famed spy dealing with off in opposition to the specter of collective bargaining. “We right here at Amazon are so thrilled to carry James Bond again to the large display, the place he’ll try and defeat the menace of a unionized office,” mentioned head of Amazon Studios Jennifer Salke, including that the movie, titled No Time To Signal, would comply with James Bond, Moneypenny, Q, and MI-6’s in-house authorized counsel as they search to cease their enemy, an evil Teamster turned supervillain named Dr. Weingarten. “With a brand new contract looming, 007 should do every thing in his energy to stop employees throughout the globe from unionizing, bargaining, and probably even hanging in opposition to their beneficiant employers. With the assistance of the Pinkertons, a retired non-public fairness investor, and a femme fatale company lawyer, Bond will cross the picket line, take out Dr. Weingarten, and save the world as soon as and for all from the AFL-CIO.” Salke added that whereas the following actor to play James Bond had not but been chosen, they might refuse to solid anybody affiliated with the Display Actors Guild.