Issues are bleak this week, there is not any denying it. Recent off the vacation excessive, employees are again of their swivel chairs, work boots, and common shift rotation, and a 40-hour work week is beginning to really feel extra like a jail sentence than your regular, on a regular basis schedule.
Cat lovers have spent the final two weeks at house cosplaying as a home cat, cuddling with their felines, sipping cocoa, and letting the kittens tug on the unfastened strings of their Christmas pajamas. We aren’t meant for the chilly, harsh world of full-time employment!
At house, we had the entire comforts of the world at our disposal. The fireplace within the fireplace was going sturdy, warming the house and smelling like cedar. The cats dined on the best of turkey leftovers, flicking their tails with delight. And after visiting household, we realized the cat we grew up with has a number of extra salt n’ peppa flakes of their fur, nevertheless it’s nonetheless the snuggly bundle of heat you remembered as a child.
Now, cat lovers are thrust again into the circulate of the workforce; they dread their commutes and dream of the easier instances of the vacation season earlier than the flip of 2026. Again when the cat’s meowing woke them up and their favourite feline made biscuits on their chest as a superb morning ritual. Beneath the duvet of their down comforter and with out administration respiratory down their necks, our cats bespoke of an easier time.
Alas, now, once we depart the home, the cats taunt our folly, mewing in mockery at our human debacle. Cats by no means need to clock in, they by no means need to snigger at a coworker’s jokes at 8 AM, and so they’ll all the time have the freshest canned meals within the bowls at evening. Purrhaps, we people obtained too snug over the break, cosplaying like a feline and having fun with our funemployment. For when the farmer’s away, the cats will play, as they are saying. So we simply know that the kitties are on the home proper now, throwing a feline celebration of the century, celebrating the human’s return to the office as we mourn our change in schedules.
