This isn’t an actual publish…it’s just a bit celebration as a result of I haven’t had sufficient of these currently. Yesterday I received a duplicate of Furiously Comfortable translated into Indonesian and it feels so surreal. I simply went by way of my bookshelf and within the final 12 years my books have been translated into Italian, German, Portuguese, Czechoslovakian, Turkish, Estonian, Simplified Chinese language, Complicated Chinese language, Polish, Ukrainian, Russian, Korean, Vietnamese, Bulgarian, Hungarian, French, Persian, Romanian and Arabic…which signifies that 19 totally different translators have needed to discover a strategy to write about George Washington’s dildo, getting attacked by wild turkeys, armadillo races, large steel chickens, crushing psychological sickness and coaching wild raccoons to steal change from automobile washes. (I’M SO SORRY, SWEET TRANSLATORS.) The world is bizarre as hell, y’all.
However to rejoice how extremely bizarre and beautiful that is, right this moment I’m giving freely some signed copies of my books. Whoop! Simply let me know within the feedback which one among my books you’d most desire a signed copy of (Let’s Faux This By no means Occurred, Furiously Comfortable, You might be Right here or Damaged) and I’ll decide 5 individuals randomly to ship books to.

And wherever you’re on the planet, I’m so grateful you’re right here.