‘Individuals Who Go In That Locker Room Come Out…Completely different,’ Jets Custodian Warns Aaron Glenn

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—Talking grimly as he mopped the ground beneath flickering fluorescent lights, longtime MetLife Stadium custodian Keith Browning reportedly approached first yr New York Jets head coach Aaron Glenn Friday and warned him that “individuals who go in that locker room come out…totally different.” “You watch out in there, Coach—I’ve seen loads of good males stroll into that locker room with large desires solely to come back out damaged, no mild of their eyes…ghosts of who they as soon as had been,”  stated Browning, who instantly paused as an eerie sobbing sound echoed by the ceiling vents, after which whispered, “That’s Gase—nobody’s seen him because the 2-14 season…however you may nonetheless hear him.” “Issues die in that room, Coach. Hopes, sport plans, careers. You see a younger core, you assume possibly this time it’ll be totally different. But it surely gained’t. It begins with a pair blown double-digit leads. Then it’s week 5 and also you’re up on the rostrum praising ‘the battle within the guys’ after a 30-7 loss. Then, subsequent factor you understand, your DC’s gone rogue, Trevor Siemian is underneath middle once more, and also you’re throwing problem flags you don’t keep in mind holding. Everybody thinks they will repair this workforce, however they will’t. You may solely survive it…should you’re fortunate.” At press time, Browning was stated to have handed Glenn a laminated play sheet with the phrase “RUN!” scrawled in crimson over the formations.