In South Park Season 27, President Donald Trump isn’t only a Center Japanese dictator who wields the unchecked energy to silence his critics and political rivals utilizing frivolous lawsuits — he’s a Center Japanese dictator who wields the unchecked energy to silence his critics and political rivals utilizing frivolous lawsuits, and he has a teeny-tiny, itty-bitty peenie-weenie.
After beforehand claiming that they have been going to sit out of satirizing the 2024 basic election as a consequence of issues that South Park would turn into too political, Trey Parker and Matt Stone simply returned with a Season 27 premiere that has doubtless already earned quite a few indignant telephone calls from the White Home to Paramount, Skydance and David Ellison, all of whom have been working so exhausting and spending a lot bribe cash on placating and appeasing an irate President Trump.
In “Sermon on the ‘Mount,” South Park returned after a two-year hiatus to lament how the pendulum in American tradition has swung to date to the fitting that Cartman now appears to be like like a reasonable, and the present locations the blame on the dictatorial actions of President Donald “Saddam Hussein” Trump and the media corporations (Paramount) that roll over when he threatens them with a bogus lawsuit.
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Due to Paramount’s $16 million settlement (bribe) with the President over his feud with 60 Minutes for interviewing his political opponents, Trump is now suing everybody who says something he doesn’t like, together with the city of South Park, Colorado, whom he simply slapped with a multi-billion-dollar lawsuit within the Season 27 opener. Fortunately, Gerald Broflovsky was in a position to negotiate that quantity all the way down to a manageable $3.5 million, however the settlement got here with a catch: South Park has to supply a collection of pro-Trump PSAs on their very own dime.
Fortunately, Parker and Stone personal their very own deepfake manufacturing firm, in order that they have been in a position to seize Trump in all his diminutive glory.
Lengthy-time followers of Parker and Stone will recall that the duo has ample expertise recreating the likeness of President Trump in live-action utilizing deep-fake know-how. Parker and Stone’s deep-fake manufacturing firm, Deep Voodoo, has generated nine-figure funding numbers from enterprise capital corporations, and a few of that start-up cash went to creating the online collection Sassy Justice, which advised the story of a neighborhood investigative reporter in Cheyenne, Wyoming who seemed suspiciously just like the President in a shitty — nicely, shittier — wig.
Presumably, Deep Voodoo had one thing to do with the PSA from the top of “Sermon on the ‘Mount,” which confirmed Trump stumbling by way of the desert whereas sloppily disrobing as a voiceover heaps Christ-levels of reward upon his nice qualities and small dick. The PSA even closes by parodying these “He Will get Us” Jesus adverts, providing a extra becoming URL for South Park followers dwelling in Trump’s America: HeTrumpedUs.com.
That hyperlink takes followers to a web page throughout the South Park Studios web site the place, hopefully, Parker and Stone will add extra deepfake PSAs as Season 27 continues. Contemplating the opening body of the primary “pro-Trump” public service announcement states that it’s simply 1 of fifty movies, this in all probability isn’t the final time we’ll see a sweaty, disoriented Trump’s speaking shlong on cable tv. Maybe South Park’s opening disclaimer ought to include a content material warning for teen magnificence pageant individuals.
