Alright, it’s been a number of weeks now since Muppet*Imaginative and prescient 3D went bye-bye, and whereas it’s unhappy and disappointing and all these different issues, possibly now it’s a time we begin to look ahead. In 2026, The Muppets shall be taking up Rock ‘n’ Curler Coaster in Disney’s Hollywood Studios at Walt Disney World. It’s a excessive velocity coaster at present themed round Aerosmith, a band your father appreciated when he was 17. Seen right here is frontman Steven Tyler trying like your cool aunt who’d allow you to smoke in the home.
The journey is a number of enjoyable, I did it at Disneyland Paris many moons in the past. It’s all upside downy and loopy whereas rock music performs by way of the coaster’s audio system, and after I heard that The Muppets had been taking up, I instantly watched a journey by way of video to remind myself of what it’s like. This video, in actual fact, which reveals the journey with the lights on (it’s often darkish)
My thoughts began to race. A lot of the journey is made by the music that performs as you whiz across the room. Presently there are a number of tracks that might play, that means you’re not assured the identical tune each time. So, what sort of songs might the Muppet model of Rock ‘n’ Curler Coaster have? Properly, it’s seemingly going to be carried out by the Electrical Mayhem, however possibly not all of the tracks. Let’s undergo some choices:
MAYHEM!
MAYHEM! Is a tune that, for some purpose, was by no means sung on the precise sequence ‘The Muppets Mayhem’, however as a substitute might be heard instrumentally. The complete model was obtainable on the soundtrack, and immediately turned certainly one of my favorites. For me, that is the tune that performed in my head the primary time I watched the journey by way of video. That opening sting matches completely with the quick launch, ending proper as the primary flip occurs. In reality, the whole first verse, refrain, and second verse match precisely from the launch to the brake. That wealthy sound of each instrument without delay, that’s what a rock and roll coaster wants. Do it, Disney! Make the journey MAYHEM!
Can You Image That?
If one of many tracks isn’t ‘Can You Image That?’, I’ll ship the primary particular person to say this wager $10. That is such a staple of The Electrical Mayhem, that it could virtually be a criminal offense if this tune WASN’T one of many obtainable tracks. As a lot as I’d love them to make use of the unique model from The Muppet Film (how nice would it not be to listen to Jim, Jerry, Richard and Frank on a brand new journey?), the reality is that they’d most likely use the brand new model with the present performers, and that’s completely good too.
“Alright, Jarrod”, I hear you say. “Positive, the Electrical Mayhem are nice, however what about some tracks that aren’t by them?”. I get you, it shouldn’t all be Dr. Tooth and Floyd and regardless of the drummer man’s identify is. Let’s get another Muppet’s songs in there too!
Jamboree
Let’s give Gonzo a bit time within the highlight and have him sing about his bizarre little life! The rethemed coaster in Disneyland Paris (themed to The Avengers) have screens up that present Iron Man and Captain Marvel blowing stuff up because the coaster goes by. Taking part in Jamboree and watching the journey by way of video, you’d be stunned how effectively all of it strains up with probabilities to place screens on that present geese waving flags and cows with banana horns. They may have model new filmed moments that play on these screens every time Jamboree is the chosen monitor. Plus, you may get Dave Goelz to re-record it, AND you get a bonus Frank Oz inclusion as a result of he wrote the tune! It’s excellent!
By no means Earlier than, By no means Once more
Proper, I’ll be trustworthy, this tune is extra a comedy-of-contrast joke. The candy romantic tones of Miss Piggy singing her love tune to Kermit, matched with a excessive powered curler coaster, it might work. In reality, like all of the songs on this listing, it oddly does? Don’t get me unsuitable, it’d want a slight re-edit, however man, in case you pull your Spotify up and press play on the precise second, inform me these first 10 seconds aren’t type of excellent? As with Jamboree, it’s the prospect for some screens exhibiting some enjoyable foolish moments as Miss Piggy falls for the frog, just like how the montage in The Muppet Film works throughout the tune.
Rainbow Connection
It’s gonna be Rainbow Connection once more, isn’t it? They’ll discover a method to make it Rainbow Connection once more.
The Whole Audio of Muppet*Imaginative and prescient 3D Sped Up To 70 seconds
I get it, it’s tremendous unhappy Muppet*Imaginative and prescient went away. However what if we might get it again? What if, as a substitute of it going within the Corridor of Presidents or one thing (who’d wanna go to THAT as of late?), the whole present can reside on in curler coaster type! Simply throw the audio into Audacity, velocity it up to slot in the 70 seconds the journey goes for, after which put it up on some screens or one thing! As an alternative of that pre-show video with Aerosmith, that may be the pre-show with Rizzo as Mickey and people employee dudes! Whilst you’re at it, throw the Piggy fountain simply randomly someplace on the ground of the coaster and lightweight it up. Why not, it’s not wherever else proper now!
You Can Name Me Al
Or haven’t any Muppet tune, and simply have Paul Simon’s ‘You Can Name Me Al’ play as a substitute. Not a canopy. Nothing Muppet associated in any respect. Simply Paul Simon’s hit tune.
By Jarrod Fairclough – [email protected]
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