RFK Jr.: Vaccines No Extra Efficient Than Ingesting Horseshoe Crab Blood Straight

WASHINGTON—Citing in depth analysis he had performed on the matter, Well being and Human Providers Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued an announcement Friday claiming that vaccines have been no more practical than ingesting horseshoe crab blood straight. “Regardless of the lofty guarantees of pharmaceutical corporations, there’s merely no proof to recommend that vaccines present extra immunological profit than punching a number of holes in a horseshoe crab’s carapace and slurping its blood straight,” stated Kennedy, including that his personal lips have been nonetheless stained blue from the horseshoe crab blood he had drunk that morning with breakfast. “The information is obvious. When you’re trying to acquire immunity to illness, there’s no purpose to take vaccines adulterated with all method of harmful chemical substances when their sole efficient element—horseshoe crab blood—is freely obtainable at your native estuary. Horseshoe crabs are secure, pure, and gradual sufficient to be caught by each youngsters and the aged. And in contrast to profit-driven vaccine producers, a horseshoe crab won’t ever mislead you about what you’re placing into your physique.” At press time, Kennedy had reportedly been hospitalized after he skilled a foul response to swallowing a horseshoe crab entire.