RFK Jr. Encourages People To Do Their Personal Analysis About Dragons

WASHINGTON—Claiming the fantastical creatures have been “manner too cool” to go away their investigation to a handful of so-called consultants, Well being and Human Companies Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued a press release Friday encouraging People to do their very own analysis about dragons. “Individuals, particularly new dad and mom searching for superior bedtime tales, must be studying every thing they will presumably discover about these historical and highly effective beings as an alternative of blindly accepting the slender vary of depictions put forth by the mainstream media,” Kennedy wrote in a press release revealed on his division’s web site, including that too many People solely believed what that they had heard about dragons on Recreation Of Thrones whereas dismissing much less standard sources like Earthsea and the Darkish Souls trilogy. “There’s a whole lot of misinformation on the market claiming that one thing with two legs and wings is a dragon, however I’ve learn sufficient to know that’s a wyvern and never a real dragon, which has 4 legs. There are some nice subreddits on them. Simply yesterday I learn a romantasy fan fiction suggesting that dragons are able to forming emotional and even sexual relationships with people, however the institution desires to bury something that challenges the official narrative that dragons are huge, evil lizards who hoard gold. Take it from me: Anybody who tells you dragons solely breathe fireplace is mendacity to your face. They’ll breathe ice or acid or curses, be good or evil, and converse any variety of languages, however it’s as much as you to return to your personal conclusions about how a lot dragons rule.” The assertion went on to say that whereas People ought to method dragons with an open thoughts, they need to stay skeptical of Chinese language propaganda depicting them as lame floating snakes with mustaches.