Yesterday I used to be on the hospital getting an endoscopy and biopsies for one more horrible autoimmune factor that I don’t even keep in mind the title of as a result of my physique has determined I’ve to have all of them and after I obtained right into a mattress the nurse informed me to think about a music to play through the process as a result of the physician now enables you to choose what performs whilst you go underneath anesthesia, and I’m 99% positive that is due to my husband turning right into a werewolf. See, final 12 months Victor had a process on the identical place and after I got here to see him within the restoration room he was very crazy and distraught as a result of he insisted that he’d was a werewolf through the process and had ripped off the arms of his physician. I defined that he was simply nonetheless excessive however he was like, “They have been taking part in Werewolves of London after I went underneath. WHAT DID THEY THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN? HOW WILL HE BE A DOCTOR WITH NO ARMS?” and ultimately we needed to get the physician to return again to show he nonetheless had his arms and even then Victor wasn’t fully satisfied.
In fact my head instantly went clean of any acceptable songs I’ve ever identified and as an alternative Victor and I began itemizing all the songs I might request, together with:
Norwegian Loss of life Steel
Gin & Juice
Rawhide
That music that performs when Darth Vader is strolling anyplace
The Liberty Mutual jingle that’s mainly simply the phrase “Liberty” repeated time and again
The Oscar Mayer Weiner Track
My Vagina is Eight Miles Large
The Czechoslovakian Nationwide Anthem
My Humps, My Humps, My Pretty Woman Lumps
The Meow Combine Jingle
The Wheels on the Bus Go Spherical and Spherical
Mister, Would You Please Assist my Pony?
My Milkshake Brings All The Boys to the Yard
I additionally thought-about after which dominated out various songs that might be enjoyable however presumably harmful to play throughout a process, together with The Hokey Pokey, The Macarena, Deep within the Coronary heart of Texas and If You’re Blissful and You already know It Clap Your Arms.
Then the nurse got here again as a result of she thought I used to be crying as a result of I assume most individuals aren’t laughing hysterically whereas ready for abdomen biopsies and ultimately I couldn’t give you something good so I requested for Woman, You’ll Be a Lady Quickly, which has some fairly questionable lyrics however remains to be a banger.
Spoiler: I survived and didn’t rip off anybody’s arms.
However right now after I was strolling Dorothy Barker I waved to the mailman and he was like, “Ow. Are you okay?” as a result of it took a number of tries to get my IV in and I assume I blew out a vein as a result of that is my arm right now:
After which I stated I used to be wonderful and that it was not from heroin, which in all probability appeared abrupt now that I give it some thought.
Anyway, please share any music strategies that I missed as a result of I’m positive there are many them.
