Even Investigators Not Positive Why They Maintain Releasing Particulars Of Gene Hackman’s Dying

SANTA FE, NM—Showing visibly giddy as they launched to the general public a brand new barrage of details about the deceased couple’s dwelling situations, private lives, and personal well being points, native authorities introduced Friday that even they weren’t certain why they stored sharing particulars of Gene Hackman and his spouse Betsy Arakawa’s deaths. “We don’t know why, however each time we discover a new element about their tragic passing, I’m like, ‘Oh my God, we’ve to inform everybody!’” mentioned Ben Chavez of the Santa Fe County Sheriff’s Workplace, admitting that he felt compelled by a pressure he couldn’t perceive to proceed portray a timeline of the couple’s final moments, regardless of investigators having identified for practically two months that each died of pure causes with no proof of foul play. “She and one of many canine had been useless for days—did we inform you that? As quickly because the health worker mentioned ‘hantavirus,’ it was like I bodily couldn’t maintain the phrases in my mouth. By the way in which, did we present you these footage of the rat nests? Gross, proper? See, we will’t cease! We launched hours of footage, and I don’t suppose 10 minutes handed earlier than all these pictures of their cluttered, messy house had been printed on-line with a salacious headline. What a thrill! Hey, wish to know what was within the fridge?” At press time, Chavez was reportedly investigating whether or not or not innocuous safety footage of Arakawa grocery buying the day earlier than she seemingly died may very well be spun into proof that she was a devil-worshipping cannibal.