The Cat Meowfia is not only a gang, it is an group. From again alley tabbies to penthouse Persians, these whiskered wiseguys run the feline underworld with precision, attraction, and the occasional hissy match. These cats function in tight-knit clowders, every controlling their very own turf: the sunny patch by the window, the highest shelf of the bookcase, or the coveted heat spot on the laptop computer.
Initiation is not for the faint of paw. New recruits should show themselves with daring heists, like stealing the hooman’s snacks proper out of their fingers, or high-stakes operations, comparable to knocking over the actual glass their hooman simply advised them to not contact. When you’re in, you are household. And household means you share the catnip, guard the kibble, and at all times have one another’s tails.
Their codes are strict: no snitching to the canine, no sharing secret nap spots with outsiders, and completely no tolerance for reasonable, store-brand treats. The Meowfia’s affect is refined however absolute. Silent pawsteps within the evening, mysterious fur left precisely the place it should not be, and an uncanny capability to seem the second you open a tuna can. Cross them, and you will find your self mysteriously “redecorated” with shredded curtains. Within the Meowfia, you do not simply survive, you purrvive.
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